planetfucker:

My fetish? mutual respect.

I’m just fucking with you, it’s asphyxiation.

(via phunderplonics)

ever since yesterday I can’t stop just saying “titty ass hands in the air” and it’s so fun omg

we listened to Riff Riff last night and I had a dream that he owned a restaurant and was really drunk and trying to kiss me and I kneed him in the balls

the weird thing about that man with really immaculate clothes and hair who reviews food is that you’d expect his voice to be that of a snivelling boy who lives online but instead he sounds like he comes from the audience of a baseball game in 1950. it’s uncanny

(via devilbatghost)

Anonymous:

I ❤️ u


u sent me this 4 times thnx ily 2 x 4

Anonymous:

What area of TX do you live in?


Austin

diorpaint:

Extremely rare photo of Lil B ! Collect this! And spread around basedworld - Lil B

diorpaint:

Extremely rare photo of Lil B ! Collect this! And spread around basedworld - Lil B

(via xnostarsintokyox)

forwhomtacobelltolls:

yungbratty:

ASK ME WUESTIONS I AM DRUNK?

is that a question

DRUNK!*

ASK ME WUESTIONS I AM DRUNK?

yungbratty:

yungbratty:

yungbratty:

Waiting for the alcohol to get here and listening to Grillz by Nelly UOENO

everyone that lives in my apartments smokes weed and we all keep it chill with each other this is a paradise

ya grrrrl is goooone

WE ARE BLASTING I WASNT ME BY SHAGGY OK

yungbratty:

yungbratty:

Waiting for the alcohol to get here and listening to Grillz by Nelly UOENO

everyone that lives in my apartments smokes weed and we all keep it chill with each other this is a paradise

ya grrrrl is goooone

yungbratty:

Waiting for the alcohol to get here and listening to Grillz by Nelly UOENO

everyone that lives in my apartments smokes weed and we all keep it chill with each other this is a paradise

Waiting for the alcohol to get here and listening to Grillz by Nelly UOENO